A BRIEF HISTORY OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS

The Americans and the British invented nuclear weapons because they were scared of the Germans.

The Russians developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of the Americans.

The French and the Chinese developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of the Russians.

The Israelis developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of everyone.

The Indians developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of the Chinese.

The Pakistanis developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of the Indians.

The North Koreans developed their own nuclear weapons because they were scared of everyone.

The Iranians are the first people who want nuclear weapons just as a matter of national pride.